Population | 15.592 billion |
Capital | Chernobyl |
Leader | President Goat |
Faith | Armenian orthodox |
Currency | Groat |
Animal | Goat |
The Republic of The Republic of Goat is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Goat with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 15.592 billion Republic of Goatians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chernobyl. The average income tax rate is 89.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Republic of Goatian economy, worth a remarkable 2,391 trillion Groats a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,396 Groats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime is totally unknown. The Republic of Goat's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Armenian orthodox.
The Republic of Goat is ranked 8,670th in the world and 1st in Armenia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 170.51 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Republic of Goat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed, Highest Food Quality, Highest Poor Incomes, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Inclusive.
- : The Republic of Goat voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : The Republic of Goat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : The Republic of Goat voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Civilian prisoner Transfers".
- : The Republic of Goat voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend East Malaysia".
- : The Republic of Goat voted against the World Assembly Resolution "homework abolishment act".
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Goat, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Goat, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries.
- : The Republic of Goat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Goat, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.